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Katey Kat
I sell my artwork too cheap
Mixed media
$74
I’ve reached the age where my body is changing rapidly. It’s annoying. It’s expensive.
Botox costs a fortune—though I do have a very cheap Botox lady.
My friends are fairly confident she’s injecting water directly into my wrinkles.
That’s fine. I choose optimism. A tummy tuck is even more expensive.
If I went to Bali to get one, I’m fairly certain I’d wake up missing a kidney while my saggy stomach was being removed. Actually if they took a kidney too I would have an even flatter stomach. So instead, I make art. Please buy my cheap art junk so I can continue to fund safer coping mechanisms—
like dopamine shopping on Temu—
rather than a potentially botched plastic surgery adventure. Ok? Thank you.
Goodbye. Ps, chat GPT said this statement sounds like ‘a drunk notes app entry’ Perfect. Sadly I was completely sober when typing this.
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